
"Yeah, this road is so bumpy today. And it keeps screaming."
It’s been one of those weeks; two days in a row, I was involved in incidents that included running, a woman driving with her window down and the adjective form of the f-word.
The first time was fairly innocuous, even borderline hilarious. It was around 3:25 a.m. Sunday, and I was 15 minutes into a 45-minute tempo run, heading east on Highland Avenue toward Redlands Boulevard. A black Dodge Charger with the windows down going the same way drove past, and a woman yelled, “Are you f*$#%@&^ crazy?”
I’m not entirely sure what she was referring to. At that time of night, I run in the street against traffic because there isn’t any and it’s a more even surface with better lighting than the sidewalk. But it’s not as if I was in the eastbound lane or even toeing the center line. So I took it more as “What in the world are you doing running at this hour when I am just coming home from a night of fun?” than “Outta my way, jerkass!“
Monday’s incident was completely different. Let me set the scene: shortly before 5 p.m. at the intersection of University Street and Colton Avenue, the main entrance to the University of Redlands. Although there were storms earlier in the day, it’s bright and sunny. I’m wearing a bright yellow shirt and I’m a tall white guy, a combination I believe is hard to miss.
I was just over halfway through an easy 5-miler, running west on Colton – on the sidewalk – facing oncoming traffic as always. Because the intersection was busy as usual, I stopped at the corner and waited for the cars traveling nothbound and southbound to go. There’s a green Prius across University from me that has the right of way, but it’s going straight, so I proceed across the street in the crosswalk.
Before the Prius is even out of the intersection, the woman driving a maroon Chevy Tahoe north on University decided it was her turn to go. Unfortunately, she decided it was her turn to go while I was right in front of her.
Yes, yesterday was the first time I was hit by a car while running. Thankfully, it wasn’t serious. She didn’t have her brain completely occupied by something else, so she got the brake instead of the accelerator when she caught me with the front bumper. I got a slight bruise and scrape (nothing bad enough to stop my run or skip today’s) on my left hip. Hopefully, her hood has a dent in it from where I intentionally hit it with my hand. (Bonus for running facing traffic: close calls usually happen on your left, giving you the potential to cause more damage when you hit the car with your ring hand.)
Fortunately, her window was down, so before I ran on I was able to give her some advice.
“Pay some f*$#%@&^ attention!” I yelled.
I don’t know if the look on her face was relief from not injuring someone or shock that someone directed that kind of language her way while she had a kid in the car, but the advice was sound. I’ve run at all hours of the day, and recently most of them have been in the early morning when most drivers are presumably struggling to wake up, struggling to stay awake or drunk. Despite the potential for problems, I’ve never had a close call.
All the times I’ve been nearly hit – or now, hit – by a driver have been in broad daylight while I was following the rules of the road. On a long run a couple weeks ago, I was nearly hit twice within 10 minutes.
The lesson in this is that while running, your safety is up to you. Even when it’s light out, visibility is good, the road is dry, and the driver isn’t on the phone, texting, shaving, applying her or his makeup (I don’t judge), eating, reading, watching “Spongebob” with the kids on the entertainment system, hopelessly trying to work the new navigation system, or one of these folks, it’s still possible he or she just isn’t mentally present behind the wheel.
Therefore, it’s up to runners to watch out for their own safety. Case in point: while running Saturday around 7:30 a.m., a lady driving a blue Toyota Corolla was leaving a yard sale and trying to make a right turn from the stop sign as I was approaching from the right. She looked left, inched forward. Looked left, inched forward. Kept looking left, kept inching forward until she turned. I stopped on the corner and watched for about 15 seconds as she did this, and not once did she see me there.
For whatever reason, drivers are going to get distracted or stupid while behind the wheel, and they won’t always notice or care that a person running is going to cross their path. Runners can do stupid things – why are you wearing all black at night? – or get distracted too – iPods, wandering thoughts, playing with gadgets – but it’s easier for us to see a potential problem and slow down, speed up or stop than it is for a distracted driver to suddenly be mentally present and take appropriate evasive action.
And OK already, Dean Karnazes, my recent close calls and the fact that a pedal mix-up would have put me under that Tahoe have worn me down. I’ll buy a RoadID. Are you happy now?
Author’s note: I would have included a photo of my injury, but nobody wants to see my butt on the Internet. At least I imagine they don’t.